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singrdave's Articles In Humor
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Just wondering if you see a resemblance...
May 10, 2010 by singrdave
 

Just wondering if you see a resemblance...
August 8, 2007 by singrdave
Things never to say to a pregnant woman:

1. "Hey there, big mama!"

2. "My gosh, you're enormous! Are you sure you're not having twins?"

3. "Well, looks like the boob fairy has visited you!"

4. "Should you really be eating that?"

5. "You shouldn't be feeling so cranky/tired/uncomfortable. You're not THAT pregnant yet."

6. "Are you still with the father?"

7. "Is this your last? Are you getting spayed after this?"

8. "Wow, that really is an outie!"

9. (Males only) "Yea...
August 8, 2007 by singrdave
Things never to say to a pregnant woman:

1. "Hey there, big mama!"

2. "My gosh, you're enormous! Are you sure you're not having twins?"

3. "Well, looks like the boob fairy has visited you!"

4. "Should you really be eating that?"

5. "You shouldn't be feeling so cranky/tired/uncomfortable. You're not THAT pregnant yet."

6. "Are you still with the father?"

7. "Is this your last? Are you getting spayed after this?"

8. "Wow, that really is an outie!"

9. (Males only) "Yea...
June 8, 2007 by singrdave
My recent job change has also lengthened my commute time... and also changed my waking time every morning. Got me thinking about sleep, and I discovered this article from a sleep research project sponsored by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation:

40 FACTS ABOUT SLEEP YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW... (OR WERE TOO TIRED TO THINK ABOUT)

-The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, p...
June 8, 2007 by singrdave
My recent job change has also lengthened my commute time... and also changed my waking time every morning. Got me thinking about sleep, and I discovered this article from a sleep research project sponsored by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation:

40 FACTS ABOUT SLEEP YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW... (OR WERE TOO TIRED TO THINK ABOUT)

-The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, p...
May 21, 2006 by singrdave
From the EcoEnquirer.com:



(EXCLUSIVE - Washington, D.C.) Photographic evidence leaked to ecoEnquirer shows what are claimed to be Texas Air National Guard jets flying in formation in and around the eyewall of Hurricane Katrina twenty-four hours before it devastated New Orleans.

The photograph was e-mailed to us by a National Security Agency employee who provided the information on condition of anonymity. The employee's e-mail contained a claim that one of the nation's spy satellites wa...
May 21, 2006 by singrdave
From the EcoEnquirer.com:



(EXCLUSIVE - Washington, D.C.) Photographic evidence leaked to ecoEnquirer shows what are claimed to be Texas Air National Guard jets flying in formation in and around the eyewall of Hurricane Katrina twenty-four hours before it devastated New Orleans.

The photograph was e-mailed to us by a National Security Agency employee who provided the information on condition of anonymity. The employee's e-mail contained a claim that one of the nation's spy satellites wa...
May 7, 2006 by singrdave
Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights:

One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide Indian Pow-Wow.

Another a ranch hand on his way to Billings for a stock show.

The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived, and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech.

To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the westerners learn that the A...
May 7, 2006 by singrdave
Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights:

One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide Indian Pow-Wow.

Another a ranch hand on his way to Billings for a stock show.

The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived, and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech.

To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the westerners learn that the A...
February 17, 2006 by singrdave
And here's a link to a site where you can create your own news article where Dick Cheney hunts and shoots you, your loved ones, or your spouse. Or the Flaming Monster Gamera from Godzilla, for all you know...

Dick Cheney Hunting Accident
February 17, 2006 by singrdave
And here's a link to a site where you can create your own news article where Dick Cheney hunts and shoots you, your loved ones, or your spouse. Or the Flaming Monster Gamera from Godzilla, for all you know...

Dick Cheney Hunting Accident
January 25, 2006 by singrdave
You might get a kick out of this.
Hopefully no one has posted it before. I've seen it happen before, and it's not pretty.





The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic




Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.

But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.



Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
January 25, 2006 by singrdave
You might get a kick out of this.
Hopefully no one has posted it before. I've seen it happen before, and it's not pretty.





The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic




Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.

But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.



Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
January 23, 2006 by singrdave
Here are 72 questions from the boy who wants to be a suicide bomber. Just ask these questions to the perverted bacterial Mullah who told these young, uneducated boys to die for Allah.

...

1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?

2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?

3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?

4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?

5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 X-boxes...