I Never Said I Loved You

Try it at home!

Published on December 8, 2005 By singrdave In Humor

This is the funniest sentence in the English language: I never said I loved you.
If you say it with different emphasis on each word, you get six entirely different sentences.
Try it for yourself!

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

And, my personal favorite...

I never said I loved you.

Comments

ParaTed2k

on Dec 08, 2005

Funny, Singr!

It kind of reminded me of a High School thing written on girl's PeeChees all through the 70s... ;~D

Oh baby, let's not stop here
Oh baby, let's not stop
Oh baby, let's not
oh baby, let's
Oh baby,
OH!! ;~D

singrdave

on Dec 08, 2005

Wow, I haven't heard that one for about two decades, thanks!

I think I last saw that one up in a public bathroom stall.

Dr Guy

on Dec 08, 2005

I think I will pass on saying it at home.

SSG Geezer

on Dec 08, 2005

Don't you have a job Dave?

singrdave

on Dec 09, 2005

Don't you have a job Dave?

Yes, Geezer, I have a job. These were posted at lunch.
...and this particular article took about twenty seconds to post, if you must know.

Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:

Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums.
Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
It's simple, and FREE!