These are my random musings. Hopefully they will be witty, insightful, and frequently updated.
Just stop saying that. Just stop.
Published on January 2, 2006 By singrdave In Humor

SURREAL - One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. Oddly, news anchor and television small talk is becoming more surreal.

HUNKER DOWN - To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught.
Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering.

PERSON OF INTEREST - Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. Pardon me, but people with guns want to talk with you.

COMMUNITY OF LEARNERS - A five-dollar phrase on a nickel-errand. Value-added into many higher education mission statements.
Not to be confused with 'school.'

UP OR DOWN VOTE - A casualty of today's partisanship. No discussion on this one; the committee just tossed a coin.

BREAKING NEWS - Once it stopped presses. Now it's a lower-intestinal condition brought about by eating dinner during newscasts. So now they have to interrupt my supper to tell me that Katie Holmes is pregnant?

DESIGNER BREED - Many nominators consider this a bastardization of dog breeding. It may be a good line to use on angry neighbors when an un-neutered dog escapes. When you mate a miniature schnauzer to a toy poodle, it's not a 'Schnoodle,' it's a mongrel.

FEMA - Dedicated to the memory of a great federal agency consigned to the ash heap of parody.

FIRST-TIME CALLER - Preamble often heard on talk radio.

PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU! - Marketing catch phrase that became a lost-leader long ago.

97% FAT FREE - Adventures in delusion. Still has 3% fat . . . accept it.

AN ACCIDENT THAT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN - Best-laid mayhem. This means some accidents need to happen, for whatever reason, I can't figure.

JUNK SCIENCE - Banished from the Marketplace of Ideas.
Have you noticed, it's not scientists who are using this phrase so much as the people who practice junk politics?

GIT-ER-DONE - (Any of its variations) It's ove-r-done!

DAWG - No designer breed here. Someone should wash out this Spot.

TALKING POINTS - Cover your ears!

HOLIDAY TREE - Many salvoes were fired during this past season's "war on Christmas." At the risk of jumping into the breach, the committee feels that "Holiday tree" is a silly name for what most folks hold as a Christmas tree, no matter your preference of religion. Thank goodness we all agree on the first day of winter.

Any additions to this voluminous list?


Comments
on Jan 02, 2006
Too funny! I almost did a blog with a list of such phrases myself... now I don't have to!

Here's mine... both heard ad nauseum on The Apprentice:

"What I bring to the table"

and

"At the end of the day..."

So sick of BOTH of those!
on Jan 03, 2006
"What I bring to the table"


That is so irritating. Who says we're at a table, anyway? It's so pretentious.
on Jan 03, 2006
Can we kill "thinking outside the box" yet? It still seems to keep resurfacing. As a friend of mine and I pointed out years ago at a manager's forum, if you use that phrase, it's a pretty good indicator you're thinking INSIDE the box.
on Jan 04, 2006
Oh, and let's kill "neocon" while we're at it. That word didn't belong in the lexicon in the first place.