From the EcoEnquirer.com : (EXCLUSIVE - Washington, D.C.) Photographic evidence leaked to ecoEnquirer shows what are claimed to be Texas Air National Guard jets flying in formation in and around the eyewall of Hurricane Katrina twenty-four hours before it devastated New Orleans. The photograph was e-mailed to us by a National Security Agency employee who provided the information on condition of anonymity. The employee's e-mail contained a claim that one of the nation's spy satell...

Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights: One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide Indian Pow-Wow. Another a ranch hand on his way to Billings for a stock show. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived, and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech. To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the westerners learn that th...

And here's a link to a site where you can create your own news article where Dick Cheney hunts and shoots you, your loved ones, or your spouse. Or the Flaming Monster Gamera from Godzilla, for all you know... Dick Cheney Hunting Accident

You might get a kick out of this . Hopefully no one has posted it before. I've seen it happen before, and it's not pretty. The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? ...

Here are 72 questions from the boy who wants to be a suicide bomber. Just ask these questions to the perverted bacterial Mullah who told these young, uneducated boys to die for Allah. ... 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? 2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? 3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? 4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? 5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 X-...

Comparison of life in 1976 vs. 2006 1976: Long hair 2006: Longing for hair 1976: KEG 2006: EKG 1976: Acid rock 2006: Acid reflux 1976: Moving to California because it's cool 2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1976: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1976: Seeds and stems 2006: Roughage 1976: Hoping for a BMW 2006: Hoping for a BM 1976: Going to a new, hip joint 2006: Receiving a ne...

Real personal ad: (honest!) "Among my interests are music and tanning..." State the obvious, why dontcha? Is this girl well? Does she need to sit down?

I know she is a woman and pregnant, but this takes balls... From today's Arizona Republic : A pregnant Ahwatukee Foothills resident ticketed for driving in a carpool lane is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday to argue that her unborn child counted as a passenger. Candace Dickinson, 23, hopes to overturn her penalty and prove her point that even though her child was still in the womb while she was driving on Interstate 10 on Nov. 8 in Ahwatukee Foothills, there still was a seco...

Have you read the life journal of this man? Apparently he's got his own blog now, along with Venom , Spiderman , Beast , and my favorite, the Incredible Hulk . Too funny, especially in the middle of the night. It's 12:15 AM... anything is funny about this time of night.

SURREAL - One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. Oddly, news anchor and television small talk is becoming more surreal. HUNKER DOWN - To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering. PERSON OF INTEREST - Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. Pardon me, but people with guns want to talk with you...

From The Onion , America's Finest News Source: WASHINGTON, DC: ”In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday. "In accordance with my activist agenda to secularize the nation, this court finds Christmas to be unlawful," Judge Reinhardt said. "The celebration of the birth of the philosopher Jesus", be it in the form of...

Okay, excellent time-waster here. Smack the Pingu! Cute graphics, great game! A yeti hitting a falling penguin for distance, baseball style. I can't seem to get the image to save into my computer and so you'll have to trust me on this. Our top score is 537.4 -- good luck!

This is the funniest sentence in the English language: I never said I loved you. If you say it with different emphasis on each word, you get six entirely different sentences. Try it for yourself! I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. And, my personal favorite... I never said I loved you.

Saddam Hussein was president and ruler of Iraq from 1979 until his removal and capture after the 2003 invasion of Iraq. So let's take a look back at his contributions to his native land... He worked hard to beautify his country! Look at all the lovely palaces that dot the bleak Iraqi landscape. He tried to eliminate poverty and unemployment in his country! ...by killing all the poor people. He listened to the minorities! The Sunnis frequently had his ear. Let's try to find al...

And you thought numerology was the only way to enlightenment... Alectromancy - uses letters inscribed in a circle, selected by rooster pecking grain. Bibliomancy - is divination by turning to random book passages. Bletonism - divines by observing swirling currents of water. Cephalomancy - Examines the boiled skull of an animal particularly goat or Donkey. Cromniomancy - divines using interpretation of the curved patterns found inside an onion. Dorze - throws fowl entrails on the...