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February 17, 2006 by singrdave
And here's a link to a site where you can create your own news article where Dick Cheney hunts and shoots you, your loved ones, or your spouse. Or the Flaming Monster Gamera from Godzilla, for all you know... Dick Cheney Hunting Accident
February 17, 2006 by singrdave
And here's a link to a site where you can create your own news article where Dick Cheney hunts and shoots you, your loved ones, or your spouse. Or the Flaming Monster Gamera from Godzilla, for all you know... Dick Cheney Hunting Accident
January 25, 2006 by singrdave
You might get a kick out of this . Hopefully no one has posted it before. I've seen it happen before, and it's not pretty. The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? ...
January 25, 2006 by singrdave
You might get a kick out of this . Hopefully no one has posted it before. I've seen it happen before, and it's not pretty. The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? ...
January 23, 2006 by singrdave
Here are 72 questions from the boy who wants to be a suicide bomber. Just ask these questions to the perverted bacterial Mullah who told these young, uneducated boys to die for Allah. ... 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? 2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? 3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? 4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? 5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 X-...
January 23, 2006 by singrdave
Here are 72 questions from the boy who wants to be a suicide bomber. Just ask these questions to the perverted bacterial Mullah who told these young, uneducated boys to die for Allah. ... 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? 2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? 3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? 4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? 5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 X-...
January 22, 2006 by singrdave
Comparison of life in 1976 vs. 2006 1976: Long hair 2006: Longing for hair 1976: KEG 2006: EKG 1976: Acid rock 2006: Acid reflux 1976: Moving to California because it's cool 2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1976: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1976: Seeds and stems 2006: Roughage 1976: Hoping for a BMW 2006: Hoping for a BM 1976: Going to a new, hip joint 2006: Receiving a ne...
January 22, 2006 by singrdave
Comparison of life in 1976 vs. 2006 1976: Long hair 2006: Longing for hair 1976: KEG 2006: EKG 1976: Acid rock 2006: Acid reflux 1976: Moving to California because it's cool 2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1976: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1976: Seeds and stems 2006: Roughage 1976: Hoping for a BMW 2006: Hoping for a BM 1976: Going to a new, hip joint 2006: Receiving a ne...
January 20, 2006 by singrdave
Real personal ad: (honest!) "Among my interests are music and tanning..." State the obvious, why dontcha? Is this girl well? Does she need to sit down?
January 20, 2006 by singrdave
Real personal ad: (honest!) "Among my interests are music and tanning..." State the obvious, why dontcha? Is this girl well? Does she need to sit down?
January 10, 2006 by singrdave
I know she is a woman and pregnant, but this takes balls... From today's Arizona Republic : A pregnant Ahwatukee Foothills resident ticketed for driving in a carpool lane is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday to argue that her unborn child counted as a passenger. Candace Dickinson, 23, hopes to overturn her penalty and prove her point that even though her child was still in the womb while she was driving on Interstate 10 on Nov. 8 in Ahwatukee Foothills, there still was a seco...
January 10, 2006 by singrdave
I know she is a woman and pregnant, but this takes balls... From today's Arizona Republic : A pregnant Ahwatukee Foothills resident ticketed for driving in a carpool lane is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday to argue that her unborn child counted as a passenger. Candace Dickinson, 23, hopes to overturn her penalty and prove her point that even though her child was still in the womb while she was driving on Interstate 10 on Nov. 8 in Ahwatukee Foothills, there still was a seco...
January 8, 2006 by singrdave
Have you read the life journal of this man? Apparently he's got his own blog now, along with Venom , Spiderman , Beast , and my favorite, the Incredible Hulk . Too funny, especially in the middle of the night. It's 12:15 AM... anything is funny about this time of night.
January 8, 2006 by singrdave
Have you read the life journal of this man? Apparently he's got his own blog now, along with Venom , Spiderman , Beast , and my favorite, the Incredible Hulk . Too funny, especially in the middle of the night. It's 12:15 AM... anything is funny about this time of night.
January 2, 2006 by singrdave
SURREAL - One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. Oddly, news anchor and television small talk is becoming more surreal. HUNKER DOWN - To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering. PERSON OF INTEREST - Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. Pardon me, but people with guns want to talk with you...