I know she is a woman and pregnant, but this takes balls... From today's Arizona Republic : A pregnant Ahwatukee Foothills resident ticketed for driving in a carpool lane is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday to argue that her unborn child counted as a passenger. Candace Dickinson, 23, hopes to overturn her penalty and prove her point that even though her child was still in the womb while she was driving on Interstate 10 on Nov. 8 in Ahwatukee Foothills, there still was a seco...

I know she is a woman and pregnant, but this takes balls... From today's Arizona Republic : A pregnant Ahwatukee Foothills resident ticketed for driving in a carpool lane is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday to argue that her unborn child counted as a passenger. Candace Dickinson, 23, hopes to overturn her penalty and prove her point that even though her child was still in the womb while she was driving on Interstate 10 on Nov. 8 in Ahwatukee Foothills, there still was a seco...

Have you read the life journal of this man? Apparently he's got his own blog now, along with Venom , Spiderman , Beast , and my favorite, the Incredible Hulk . Too funny, especially in the middle of the night. It's 12:15 AM... anything is funny about this time of night.

Have you read the life journal of this man? Apparently he's got his own blog now, along with Venom , Spiderman , Beast , and my favorite, the Incredible Hulk . Too funny, especially in the middle of the night. It's 12:15 AM... anything is funny about this time of night.

SURREAL - One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. Oddly, news anchor and television small talk is becoming more surreal. HUNKER DOWN - To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering. PERSON OF INTEREST - Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. Pardon me, but people with guns want to talk with you...

SURREAL - One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. Oddly, news anchor and television small talk is becoming more surreal. HUNKER DOWN - To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering. PERSON OF INTEREST - Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. Pardon me, but people with guns want to talk with you...

From The Onion , America's Finest News Source: WASHINGTON, DC: ”In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday. "In accordance with my activist agenda to secularize the nation, this court finds Christmas to be unlawful," Judge Reinhardt said. "The celebration of the birth of the philosopher Jesus", be it in the form of...

From The Onion , America's Finest News Source: WASHINGTON, DC: ”In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday. "In accordance with my activist agenda to secularize the nation, this court finds Christmas to be unlawful," Judge Reinhardt said. "The celebration of the birth of the philosopher Jesus", be it in the form of...

Okay, excellent time-waster here. Smack the Pingu! Cute graphics, great game! A yeti hitting a falling penguin for distance, baseball style. I can't seem to get the image to save into my computer and so you'll have to trust me on this. Our top score is 537.4 -- good luck!

Okay, excellent time-waster here. Smack the Pingu! Cute graphics, great game! A yeti hitting a falling penguin for distance, baseball style. I can't seem to get the image to save into my computer and so you'll have to trust me on this. Our top score is 537.4 -- good luck!

This is the funniest sentence in the English language: I never said I loved you. If you say it with different emphasis on each word, you get six entirely different sentences. Try it for yourself! I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. And, my personal favorite... I never said I loved you.

This is the funniest sentence in the English language: I never said I loved you. If you say it with different emphasis on each word, you get six entirely different sentences. Try it for yourself! I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. I never said I loved you. And, my personal favorite... I never said I loved you.

Someone from a trailer park must have invented toothpaste. Otherwise, it'd be called "teeth-paste." Bwah hah hah hah!

Someone from a trailer park must have invented toothpaste. Otherwise, it'd be called "teeth-paste." Bwah hah hah hah!

  Just wondering if you see a resemblance...