'Among My Interests Are Tanning...'

Scary personal ad

Published on January 20, 2006 By singrdave In Humor

Real personal ad: (honest!)

"Among my interests are music and tanning..."

State the obvious, why dontcha?

Is this girl well? Does she need to sit down?

Comments (Page 2)

Texas Wahine

on Jan 23, 2006

A VERY cute girl, but her tan is super orange and fake. I have very pale skin, and I used a tanning booth for a few months while my husband was in Basic, and I turned brown. I don't know WHAT this chick is doing to end up the color she is.

And I agree with dharma, the hair color is fake, too. It's very monotone with no shimmer or highlights. Natural hair doesn't look that dull.

Nevertheless, she's still cuter than me, ahhahahahaha.

drmiler

on Jan 23, 2006

Nevertheless, she's still cuter than me, ahhahahahaha.

Now I don't know about all that! You ain't no slouch ya know!

Now that I go back and look again. I believe that both you and D are correct on the hair! Your comment is what pointed it out. No highlights! Looks dead!

momijiki

on Jan 23, 2006

I think the dress is scary enough

dharmagrl

on Jan 23, 2006

I told you she was a fake. Fake tan, fake hair.....I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

singrdave

on Jan 23, 2006

I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

Those are most definitely too small to be fake boobs. If she was gonna pay thousands of dollars for implants, she wouldn't still be President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Hair: fake. Tan: probably fake, too. But dang, that girl is dark. If that's all real, then she must be as leathery as a biker jacket.

Dr Guy

on Jan 23, 2006

Fake tan, fake hair.....I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

You mean {SHOCK} She is really Cher?

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