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Fun in a 'Stalinist Theme Park'
Published on January 11, 2006 By singrdave In Fun destinations
Apparently in an attempt to bring tourist dollars to a failed central economy, North Korea has opened its doors to the world. The only exceptions? "Few people are actually refused entry, unless they are a spy, a journalist or an American," said Ben Anderson.

From BBC News:

Grey apartment blocks, bugged hotel rooms, an erratic electricity supply and rumours of a secret nuclear arsenal - North Korea is not everyone's idea of a perfect holiday destination.

But plenty of South Koreans signed up for their first chance to visit the North's capital Pyongyang this week, and they are not the only tourists trekking to this isolated communist state.



The lack of fuel means that Pyongyang's streets are eerily quiet. In fact, according to Robert Willoughby - the author of the Bradt travel guide to North Korea - there has never been a better time to go.

"The number of things to see and do is growing all the time," he told BBC News Online.

There is no denying that a visit to North Korea is both expensive and difficult to organise.

And the situation is unlikely to improve any time soon, thanks to the country's almost pariah-like status within the international community.

But 1,500 Western tourists still visit every year, together with thousands more from Asia, and according to Mr Willoughby the country's isolation is the very reason they go.


Apart from the Byzantine visa applications and the constant (I mean, CONSTANT) supervision by a "tour guide", your trip to North Korea would be pretty darn excellent.

Pyongyang is the obvious first stop on any tour of North Korea. Its many statues and monuments - most of them dedicated to the now-deceased "Eternal President" Kim Il-sung - are a must-see.



In fact they literally must be seen, as the compulsory guides who accompany all foreign tourists are certain to include them in the itinerary.


You and your tour guide can partake of all the country has to offer. And it has so much to offer. You can witness a Stalinist state and the cult of personality. So why not try a trip to North Korea this year?

"It's not Torremolinos yet, but there's no place like it."

Comments
on Jan 11, 2006
No Americans, eh?  Guess some leaders of the left are disappointed with that restriction.
on Jan 11, 2006
Living in TOkyo, we get a lot of news related to North Korea. Sounds like a pretty harsh place to live.

I think that a lot of that news may be biased, but still, scary stuff.
on Jan 11, 2006
Living in TOkyo, we get a lot of news related to North Korea. Sounds like a pretty harsh place to live. I think that a lot of that news may be biased, but still, scary stuff.

I can imagine you hear lots of horror stories about children being abducted and taken to North Korea.

Too bad they are true.
on Jan 11, 2006
"It's not Torremolinos yet," he said, "but there's no place like it."
Thank Your Deity of choice for that one!
I think these two who run the tour company are expat Brits. I guess they like being tools.
on Jan 11, 2006
Sounds like fun... I think I'll swing by if ever I visit South Korea or Japan. I've never been in a real dictatorship before, just Suharto. It'd be enlightening if not fun.
on Jan 11, 2006
I wish I could go... nice to actually see NK in person for a chnage...
on Jan 12, 2006
I wish I could go... nice to actually see NK in person for a chnage...


I know, huh? It's a land of mystery to us Korean-speaking radio listeners. And policy observers, and strategic planners, and ...

You could say, "Wasn't that you I heard the other day?... and then be jailed for the rest for your life.
on Jan 12, 2006
I think I would be distressed to find out that "Pyongyang Patty" is a dried up old woman.
on Jan 13, 2006
You could say, "Wasn't that you I heard the other day?... and then be jailed for the rest for your life.


Not to mention what it would do to your clearance.....
on Jan 15, 2006
Not to mention what it would do to your clearance...

Heh, yeah... Can you see putting that on your SF86?

Have you traveled to foreign countries in the past five years?
"Yes: I went to North Korea, Bolivia, Sudan, and Iran."


That would go over really well.
on Jan 19, 2006
Heh, yeah... Can you see putting that on your SF86?

Have you traveled to foreign countries in the past five years?
"Yes: I went to North Korea, Bolivia, Sudan, and Iran."

That would go over really well.


The way they are conducting clearances these days, it might not matter! I got mine in a matter of months with no overseas activities being verified AT ALL.

Oh, and the SF-86 has fallen victim to the Paperwork Reduction Act--be prepared to brave the eQIP when you need your update. It's a joy and a half!
on Jan 20, 2006
Oh, and the SF-86 has fallen victim to the Paperwork Reduction Act--be prepared to brave the eQIP when you need your update. It's a joy and a half!

I have seen people filling that out online, but I have never had the pleasure. And I have filled out three paper-versions in the past twelve months.

1. Applying to the Agency last February, despite my already having a clearance.
2. Applying to a contractor in September... despite my clearance already having just been renewed, they wanted it JIC.
3. Last month my five-year renewal came due.