Fat Guy on a Trapeze

What I do for my family's entertainment!

Published on December 8, 2005 By singrdave In Misc

Took the wife and kids to the Maryland Science Center on Saturday.
Just got pictures back of me in a "compromising position".
They had a physics of the circus display, including a bungee trapeze.
So dummy me, I decided to try it. Yes, me. All 240 pounds of me. So here is the image captured for eternity:

Yeah, that's attractive. That is true grace.
Only problem with that gadget: it gave me a mega-wedgie!

Comments

MarcieMoo

on Dec 08, 2005

lol...I would have done it, too...and I'm a chick and have more bulk on me than you do.

Sounds like you had fun, and that's all that matters.

singrdave

on Dec 08, 2005

Sounds like you had fun, and that's all that matters.

I had a great time. Honestly I did! I even did a back flip! I was very happy with myself.

I would have done it, too...and I'm a chick

You go, girl! :

MarcieMoo

on Dec 08, 2005

Post v-word you won't want to be doing that for a while. lol

Spc Nobody Special

on Dec 08, 2005

Hmmmm.........for some reason I'm reminded of the trebuchet I never did build...........

AvantiTexan

on Dec 09, 2005

Looks like it was made to give wedgies! Hope you have a speedy recovery!

PS - 240 is not fat, it's robust! (At least that's what I tell all the Italians I am when they call me fat!)

Trudygolightly

on Dec 09, 2005

I imagine it WAS fun!

Your face however looks like you're in pain! hope that was a laff!

Dr Guy

on Dec 09, 2005

Mental Note to Self: Do NOT try the Bungee Trapeze! Mega Wedgie! Ouch!

singrdave

on Dec 09, 2005

Your face however looks like you're in pain!

I am currently using my arm strength to coax my ponderous bulk to a speed so I can try a back flip. And the wedgie. All my body weight, including the G forces, were concentrated on that strap criss-crossing my inner thighs.

Post v-word you won't want to be doing that for a while. lol

Truer words never spoken.

dharmagrl

on Dec 09, 2005

Keep that up and you won't need to get a vasectomy.

Dr Guy

on Dec 09, 2005

Keep that up and you won't need to get a vasectomy.

Yep! OUCH!

ParaTed2k

on Dec 09, 2005

Now that's a load of hangin' meat!! ;~D

Looks like you were having fun though!!

Isn't it strange that the really fun things in life give us wedgies!!! ;~D

SSG Geezer

on Dec 09, 2005

And to think I paid money for my kids to do the same thing at the Fun Frolic.

singrdave

on Dec 10, 2005

Notice the angle of the bungee cords for your son as compared to those holding up my ponderous bulk.

Load of hangin' meat, indeed!

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