Today and every day it sucks to be The Juice
Orenthal James Simpson, a man who we're used to seeing in a jumpsuit and handcuffs, had his bail set at $125,000.
A judge set bail at $125,000 and read 11 charges Wednesday against O.J. Simpson stemming from an alleged robbery last week in a Las Vegas hotel. Judge Joe Bonaventure also ordered Simpson to turn over his passport to his attorneys. Clark County District Attorney David Rogers agreed to the bail, which defense attorney Yale Galanter said Simpson would pay immediately after the hearing.
The irritating things about OJ's latest run-in with the law are as follows:
1) If OJ has $125,000 for bail money shouldn't it go to the Goldman family?
2) If the memorabilia in the hotel room was actually his, how did it come to be out of OJ's possession in the first place? Was it stolen merchandise?
3) Was breaking in with your posse the best way to get your stuff back? What about the People's Court?
4) Are there 12 people anywhere that aren't prejudiced about OJ, one way or the other? Jury selection will be a nightmare.
The soap opera continues.