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The worst films ever made - a JU list
Published on August 20, 2007 By singrdave In Movies & TV & Books
My list of worst films ever made:

Drop Dead Fred

Double Team

Highlander 2: The Quickening

The Forgotten

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Grease 2

Any additions?

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on Aug 21, 2007

anything Ernest which my boys happen to love and find incredibly hilarious

Agreed!

Also anything that has Pauly Shore.

But See no Evil, hear no Evil?  Nothing those 2 do can be "the worst"!!!!!

on Aug 21, 2007

For me personally, any of the "comedy" Jim Carry movies. To me they are just disgusting
I love Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber. I know they are stupid funny but I guess that's my level.


Of the movies listed, I like Grease II
I like Grease 2 too.

They Live rocked Dave!


agreed, geezer

Or was it that Batman movie with Uma, Arnie and Alicia? The one where the Batsuit had nipples. That was three hours out of my life I'll never get back.


I think that was the worst super hero movie ever. With Ah-nold, the governator as Mr. Freeze. Ick. And Chris O'Donnel as Robin with a foam enhanced - uhm, cup? - double ick.
on Aug 21, 2007
If you really want to see a punishing film, "Exit to Eden" is it.
on Aug 22, 2007
But See no Evil, hear no Evil? Nothing those 2 do can be "the worst"!!!!!

I loved Stir Crazy and Silver Streak but towards the end of their partnership it got pretty derivative and stupid. Like See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

Or was it that Batman movie with Uma, Arnie and Alicia? The one where the Batsuit had nipples. That was three hours out of my life I'll never get back.

I think that was the worst super hero movie ever. With Ah-nold, the governator as Mr. Freeze. Ick. And Chris O'Donnell as Robin with a foam enhanced - uhm, cup? - double ick.

Where was Tim Burton when we needed him?

Of the movies listed, I like Grease II

I like Grease 2 too.

Do you remember the song, "Let's bowl let's bowl, let's rock and roll?" Yeah, need I say more?
on Aug 22, 2007
If you really want to see a punishing film, "Exit to Eden" is it.

Rosie O'Donnell in full leather dominatrix gear. That's what nightmares are made of, to be sure.
on Aug 22, 2007
It won't leave my brain alone.
on Aug 23, 2007
I read an article recently that stated Batman and Robin was not only the worst of the Batman franchise but the worst superhero movie ever made. I can't argue with that.
on Aug 23, 2007
They Live rocked Dave!

agreed, geezer

Rowdy Roddy Piper duking it out in an alley with some guy for interminable minutes. Pure genius.
on Aug 24, 2007
Are you sure that beats Rosie in full dominatrix gear? I don't think you're fully appreciating (poor choice of words) the damage to my psyche.
on Aug 26, 2007
The absolute worst movie EVER made was the screenplay of the Broadway musical "RENT."

Wow, I've never seen the stage show or the film. Really THAT bad?! From the commercials, it looked pretentious and trying too hard, but wow, that's low praise indeed.
on Aug 26, 2007
The absolute worst movie EVER made was the screenplay of the Broadway musical "RENT."


THANK YOU!!!! Too many of my friends want to be PC and talk about what a spectacular movie it was. In my opinion, it was complete and utter drek! If bovine excrement had a documentary, it would be better than that. An IMAX action film of the interior of Bush's COLON would beat that movie. And yes, Rosie in dominatrix gear (retch!) beats that!
on Aug 26, 2007
I should be a movie reviewer.
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