Dear Juliet, Mike, and email screeners:
I love Dayside. I really enjoy the program, I watch it every day from work while I eat lunch. Normally I have no problem with your show, but today I have a problem. I feel a rant coming on...
I have got to complain about the blinkard fool who you had on this afternoon. First of all, I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. While I do not live in Utah, I am from Arizona. But I lived two years in Utah, and my wife was born and raised in Salt Lake City.
Paul (I forgot his last name) was the New York attorney who you had on to "explain" about polygamy and Mormonism, in regards to Warren Jeffs. That anonymous Mormon girl audience member knew more about Jeffs' legal troubles than this idiot lawyer. He obviously did not have a clue about Mormons, Utah, or polygamy. He clearly had never even been to Utah or even met a Utahn. I'm not even complaining that he endorsed polygamy, though it is an illegal practice that was outlawed in the 1800's by Congress and then subsequently outlawed and banned by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The Official Declaration banning polygamy was issued in 1896. Since then, any Mormons caught practicing polygamy or entering into marriages with multiple women have been swiftly excommunicated from the real, actual Mormon Church. Just because psychotic losers like Jeffs decide that they like that tenet too much to let it go... that's when they split from the "Utah Mormons" that Lawyer Paul was going on about.
"Utah Mormons" do not practice polygamy. "Utah Mormons" are not the people on that HBO "Big Love" show. True Utah Mormons are law-abiding citizens of the US, who have only one spouse each. There are places in Utah (as well as Arizona, Florida, Idaho, and other states) where you can find polygamists. In fact, Jeffs isn't even in Utah -- he's in Texas, just outside of Eldorado. About 3 hours west of San Antonio, in the middle of nowhere.
How do I know that? Because I pay attention. This blinkard fool Paul Lawyer-boy didn't even know that. Because he makes all these blanket assumptions about people who he lumps together as "Mormons": Utahns who *all* endorse polygamy, whether covertly or overtly. Speaking as an Arizona Mormon married to a Utahn (we live in Maryland now), this is completely false. Utahns do not endorse or condone polygamy. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints does not condone nor do they endorse polygamy. Of course there are "descendants of polygamists" in Utah: that is just a fact, it doesn't mean these people are okay with the practice. It means they are products of a practice that was renounced 110 years ago.
For crying out loud, I realize that you are in New York and that you are obligated to get who you can find to be on Dayside. But if you're going to get someone to talk about polygamy and Utahns... you could have looked a lot harder. This guy knew nothing about anything. I'd ask for his fee back.